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Reblogged from sassy-trickster
Spider-Man: Wait, did you do something to my hot-dog? You didn’t spit on it, did you?
Loki: I thought about it. But not even I am that merciless. No, the hot-dog is merely enchanted.
Loki, he will enslave you, he will kill you. But at least he won’t spit on your food.